soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

(via jumpingfreak)


brxkenpetal:

teasay:

Terrifying Sex Toys - Can’t Believe They Actually Exist

insta: @lostpetal

loveislikeasandwich:

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

K

(via naturelicious)


bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake 

(via googlemapped)


saintlukas:

Madonna be like

image

(via lmaoalien)


rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

(via ultimatethot)


vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via ultimatethot)


i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via lmaoalien)


wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

(via crystallized-teardrops)